What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:32

Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
How do teachers justify punishing a student for fighting back against their bullies?
Moonraker
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What made you feel disgusted today?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Why do you think Islam oppresses women when Christianity clearly does it more?
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.